ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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yesplasticbag:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

that’s not a fun fact

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